sexual orientation: high register playing on low instruments
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
this isn’t the park you piece of shit
High schoolers in one sentence.
College students in one sentence.
Life in one sentence
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze
This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt