sludged:

i care more about the speed of my internet than the direction of my life

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

(Source: wsswatson)

I need to be shot. I have accomplished absolutley nothing in the past 4 days, which means I’ll probably end up writing a research paper in one night. Again. For the third time. Even though I am fully aware its an awful idea and I should do everything to avoid doing such a thing. But here we are…

"Cobie, there’s no one in my life… there’s no girl in my life who I’d rather marry.”

the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

(Source: thekingofbooty)

make me choose: echoesinthewind asked Barney (and Robin’s) apartment or Ted, Marshall, and Lily’s apartment?

(Source: farhampton)

asidewalksymphony:

ikantenggelem:

Mini Matchstick Gun - The Clothespin Pocket Pistol by The King of Random

SCREAMS HAPPILY

findsomethingtofightfor:

#these two run a country

(Source: quinnelsa)

(Source: roymustache)

andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

(Source: validx2)

Forever grateful for the pair of headphones with a 1/4” cable for letting me play guitar at 2:30 in the morning with full distortion.

idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

(Source: iguanamouth)